desflat

Tried going to sleep at a decent hour to correct my weird sleep schedule, and woke up 4 hours later. I haven’t been able to get back to sleep.

I did have some weird dreams though. First of which was a hodgepodge of Simpsons moments that may or may not have happened, including Homer burning the house down, putting the kids in the hospital, and Marge leaving him.

Most interesting dream was one that started out similar to Cabin In The Woods, but at a high school party and not in the woods. It turned out to be a focused effort against a particular family, that when the girl was killed after all her friends it allowed a creature that was, now that I think about it, Lavos from Chrono Trigger, to spawn a bunch of young. For most of the dream, I was a human assistant to the creature, monitoring the situation from a base above a shoe warehouse store I think. After all was done and I went to leave at like 6am, the older sister of the girl who was killed showed up and started explaining she thought something was above the store, meanwhile the managers who were there to open the store didn’t know what she was talking about. I let her past and followed her up. She ran past the creatures and got into the rafters, while they saw me as a traitor and jumped me. I brushed them off in time to see her shoot an arrow Hunger Games style into the large creature’s eye.

Then it jumped forward to a conversation between higher members of the weird cabal of people around the world who were killing specific families in order to raise demons or whatever. It turned out by killing the girl of the one family, others had taken notice and gained the powers they didn’t know they had. It cut to Fred Savage in a crypt like place filled with bodies from a recent fight, he kinda beat up and holding a sword. His uncle turns on him, as he was already killed and made a zombie working for the cabal. I think there was then a joke about the fact it was Fred Savage in the dream, like the character was actually supposed to be him. Anyhow, the uncle threw a sword into Savage’s head and they both slumped over on opposite walls. But then Savage turned into the body of some random person, and Savage walked around the corner and shot the uncle and killed him. For some reason he spoke with a super cockney accent and had weird porcelain razor teeth. Then the older sister of the first girl walks out again and hugs him, and they both say something about crushing this evil organization, and it ends.

But the dream didn’t end. I was watching a Disney Bluray, and took it out, and put in the special features disc. I then saw the behind the scenes, with Fred Savage explaining the effects with the sword through his head and everything. He was apparently the director of this fake movie-dream. Yup.

I’m not going to get back to sleep now. I’ll just play Diablo III if it’s working.

adriofthedead:

castielmpreg:

okay

i just thought this was important

screams

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